Tsunami & Earthquake in Japan - According to Fox News [really stupid people]

Okay, I understand that there are some extremely ignorant people in America. I get it and accept it.  Luckily, a good portion of these people congregate at the same place online.  A place that I dare not tread, a place a wise man once called, 'The Bastion of Disinformation'.

This place is called the Fox News Forums.  Only in these hallowed forums would one find the real cause of the tsunami/earthquake that hit Japan yesterday:  


The tsunami in Japan happened because of a conspiracy between Jesus and the lib'rals, to give an excuse for Barrack Hussein Obama's missing birth records in Hawaii.  Oh, and Arabs.


Sorry for the bad text quality but some bastards refuse to save their screen grabs as PNG files. :P