A man in Rowland Heights, CA attempted to rob a bank inside of a grocery store last, in get this, pink scrubs, a wig, and a Darth Vader helmet. The perp allegedly approached a Bank of America teller sans light saber, preferring the sharp edge of an axe instead. Stupid. To say the least, it didn’t take L.A. County police very long to find this Sith wannabe. Turns out the guy used to work at the Albertsons, where the bank was located too.
The real Anakin Skywalker would have at least Force Choked someone and sure as hell wouldn’t be caught wearing anything pink.