Vince ShamWow Guy Rap Chop [funny video]

You guys might recognize Vince Offer as the TV pitchman for ShamWow towels and the Slap Chop food chopper. Now Vince's slap Chop commercial has been turned into the hilarious video called "Rap Chop". Watch as vince slices and dices to the beats. Looks like he might have to take down Billy Mays once again!

Vince Offer In Rap Chop

Vince recently got arrested for getting in a fight with a prostitute in Florida. Evidently he hit the girl when she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go. Hookers are gross but what's a person to do when this happens? Anyway, I'm looking forward to more Vince Offer remixes in the future.

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Snake Eating Its Tail [funny pic]

snake eating its own tail

This is a funny one. We've all heard of dogs chasing their tails but this is just plain weird. What would possess a snake to eat its own tail? I have no idea but hopefully he's not thrilled by the taste of himself.

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5 Awesome 6teen Theme Song Covers

So I was surfing YouTube the other day and found a bunch of 6teen Theme song covers that I thought I'd share. For those of you don't know, 6teen is a popular animated show, which currently airs on the Nickelodeon Television Network. Take a look at my list of 6teen episodes if you wanna know more about the show.

The original theme song for the show was written and sung by a guy named Phil Naro so go check him out! You can also download the 6teen theme mp3 there as well. My friend Dan asked me if I knew where to find the guitar tabs for the song but I don't know (what are tabs anyway?) So if know where to find them, please be nice and leave a comment at the end of this post. Thanks! Now if you don't know the words, here they are so you can sing along. :)

6teen Theme Song Lyrics

Life begins after school,
That's when we bend all the rules.
Time to hang with all my friends.
We like to be together,
In a place where we belong!

I'm sixteen, starting to find my way
Got a new job, gonna start at the mall today.
Thank God I'm on my own for the first time.

I'm sixteen, life is sweet,
When your growing up so fast.
You gotta make the good times last!

I'm sixteen, sixteen.
Gotta make the good times last!

Now onto my Fab 5 6teen Theme Song Covers:

1. 6teen Theme QBasic Piano Cover

Evidently QBasic is a programming language(I didn't know so I had to look it up). I guess you can set it up to play the keyboard like you would a piano. Cool Stuff!

2. 6teen Theme Acoustic Cover

I like this one, well done with the acoustic guitar and she's so cute too. You go girl!

3. Electronic 6teen Theme Cover with Notessimo

Another computer themed cover. Notessimo is a website where you can compose your own music through your web browser. Very cool!

4. Rockin' 6teen Theme Cover

This one is more in the spirit of the original Phil Naro version but without vocals. Really nice, rockin', and smooth!

5. Guitar Duet 6teen Theme Cover

These guys call themselves 2Asians. I had to include a video with actual vocals so I chose this one. Plus its really cute!

Hope you enjoyed all the cool 6teen theme song covers. Leave me a comment and tell me which ones you liked!!!

Ashton Kutcher Beats CNN In Epic Twitter Race [stupid people]

ashton kutcher vs cnn
Ashton Kutcher defeats CNN as I fall asleep
In what can only be called boring, Ashton Kutcher has beaten CNN in their epic Twitter showdown and has amassed one million mindless drones to follow him on Twitter (yay!). According to media outlets such as Chartbeat and the Huffington Post, Kutcher (Twitter user @aplusk passed the one million mark sometime in the early hours of April 17th...mark this day down in stupid history.

It all started on April 15th or so when Ashton Kutcher challenged CNN to this idiotic race and said he'd doorbell ditch Ted Turner's door if he won. Ding Dong Ashton. Too bad Mr. Turner doesn't have anything to do with the newsite anymore. There are some good things happening because of this though, Kutcher pledged to give $100,000 to the Malaria No More Fund if he won so good on him.

Of course the online community has made this out to be a war between the small guy and big media. Its these people that are probably following Ashton Kutcher. I mean seriously, after That 70's Show what has he done. Punk'd was alright but did you ever see Butterfly Effect? I say garbage and as they say one person's garbage is another person's Tweet. By the way, when you use Twitter you Tweet people. As in, oh I just brushed my teeth, I feel like I should Tweet about that. I've heard older types and such call it Twittering. I guess you can't blame the old folks or those out of the loop for such idiocy.

I actually envy people who don't know about these things. There are times when I wish I didn't know about Tweeting, Plurking, or Googling. Lol.

At any rate, now that Ashton Kutcher has defeated CNN in the race for a million followers, now what? Will Twittermania die down? Right now I'm not sure if Twitter is just a fad or is really in it for the long haul. I think it can be useful if you want news. I know, I know, its hard to decide if you'd rather hear breaking news or what Demi Moore and Ashton ate for breakfast but whatever.

Hmmm, I just checked and CNN has passed the million mark too but too little too late, Ashton Kutcher is the King of Twitter.

Here's a countown video that Ashton was streaming on when he passed the one million mark.

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