Watch as talking head Nancy (Dis)Grace argues with a trained meteorologist about the radiation from the Japanese nuclear accident. Although radiation from the Japanese nuclear reactor, in Fukishima has hit the California coast, it is one-billionth of that needed to cause damage. One billionth!
I realize the point of this blog is too poke fun but here's a feel good story for you feel good types that read this blog (all 2 of you!). During a dog training session at Canyon Crest K-9 Training Center, in Tacoma, Washington, a boxer named Sugar collapsed to the ground and stopped breathing.
Okay, I understand that there are some extremely ignorant people in America. I get it and accept it. Luckily, a good portion of these people congregate at the same place online. A place that I dare not tread, a place a wise man once called, 'The Bastion of Disinformation'.
When I was younger, I went to visit my grandmother in Arizona, the land of reptiles and Republicans (start your conspiracy theories now) and remember seeing tiny snakes and lizards running amok inside the stucco walled confines of her pebble laden 'lawn'. I was convinced that these little buggers would eventually infest her house and eventually take over her entire plumbing system.
Funnyman (don't you hate that term?) and host of Comedy Central's Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh, was recently asked by the Reddit community to do an IAMA. IAMA stands for 'I am a..." and is a very popular subreddit on the Reddit website. Basically, famous people or people with interesting life experiences post a submission and then field questions from the community, answering ones of their own choice.
I promised myself I wouldn't give in to the Charlie Sheen movement that's been going on, these last few days, but after seeing Charlie Sheen Bi-Winning Dubstep, even I had to give in. The video is by a user at Youtube named DjEphixa. Hell, I'm really not that into dubstep but watch the vid and give the guy who created it, the views that it deserves.
What's sexier than a bunch of girls hanging out in their underwear, right? A bunch of stoner girls in their underwear lighting their farts on fire, that's what! Errr, well maybe not. If you have a female flatulence fetish, then you just struck gaseous gold but you'll have to excuse the rest of us normals as we vomit. While not as shocking or disgusting as Cake Farts (look it up if you don't know and don't say I didn't warn you) this video may change the way you look at the female gender.
Exploring new home design concepts is a fun exercise. Having to choose just one way to decorate a room though, can be filled with many heart wrenching decisions. Enter the new age living room.
A ten minute video of a women lying down on her back in a bath tub, mouth open, being covered with chocolate sauce. Only a tight closeup of her face is shown, as the chocolate syrup slowly rises. Is this art? Is it just plain weird? At ten minutes, is it watchable?
This video is from CZWrestling (Combat Zone Wrestling) and I can say you've probably never seen anything like this before. CZW is a 'hardcore wrestling' outfit that focus on an ultraviolent style of pro wrestling. Think razors, nails, ladders, and fire! Everyone knows pro wrestling is fake but you have to give it up for the creativity here, which involves some variant of snake charming and old school breakdancing. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Osirian Portal.
At first Tupac was like, "I have a lot of respect for women...ultra respect for women." Then he was all like, "B**ches ain't shit, we don't love them hos." Watch the video to see the transformation of Tupac from jilted romantic to a jerk, hardened on thug life.
In need of a unique Valentine's Day gift for that special someone? Lily Vanilli is making some kick-ass realistic looking red velvet sponge cake hearts for you to send your loved ones. Besides looking utterly grotesque (I mean that in the best way possible) and delicious, 20% of all proceeds will be donated to Trekstock. Trekstock raises funds through fashion and music and donates profits to cancer research.
Ah yes, Shake Weight. The TV informercial sensation that makes young boys (and men) giggle and ogle at the same time. Shake Weight is just another in a long line of ridiculously stupid exercise products we Americans buy, only to be left abandoned in that spare bedroom or basement known as the 'Get In Shape Graveyard'. Check out this parody video by Steve Kardynal:
Check out this incredible putt-putt hole-in-one. I've seen a fair share of miniature golf trick shot videos but this one has to take the cake because it involves a water fountain, a ball struck in mid-air, and an incredible bank shot.
I don't usually do a lot of sports here but here's a list of the top ten plays of the 2010 NCAA football season, as voted on by users at the social media side Reddit.com. Nominations were taken in the college football subreddit and then voted on to decide the top plays of the season. The results are as follows:
If you're a fan of originality, creativity, and weirdness in filmmaking, the French filmmaker Quentin Dupieux's wacky new independent film Rubber might be right up your alley. It's a film about a tire, hellbent on revenge for the way humans have treated his ilk. The film conjures up images of Stephen King's Christine with more kitsch.
His name is Arthur and he's nearly ten feet tall and he can drink you under the table.
Arthur at Dromore West, County Sligo, Ireland:
Starbucks has just launched the new, larger than Venti, Trenta sized coffee. The Trenta is listed by volume, as being 916 ml. For us metrically challenged Americans, just how big is it? A quick trip to Google shows that Trenta is 30.9736448 US fluid ounces. According to the infographic below, that's just a bit more than the average capacity of an average adult human stomach.
If you're finding yourself playing any of the Grand Theft Auto franchise games, here's a little video example of how you can change things up a bit. Playing with frictionless cars doesn't require downloading a mod, it's just a simple edit to the config files.
50 Cent made nearly $9 million dollars just by Tweeting this past weekend, what did you do? This is a ridiculous amount of money to an ordinary person but then again, 50 Cent is a money making beast. So how did he do it? The rapper turned mogul, did it by pimping a penny stock he owned approximately 30 million shares in, H&H Imports (HNHI). After his weekend Tweet campaign, (screenshots here) the stock rose .29 cents.
A man in Rowland Heights, CA attempted to rob a bank inside of a grocery store last, in get this, pink scrubs, a wig, and a Darth Vader helmet. The perp allegedly approached a Bank of America teller sans light saber, preferring the sharp edge of an axe instead. Stupid. To say the least, it didn’t take L.A. County police very long to find this Sith wannabe. Turns out the guy used to work at the Albertsons, where the bank was located too.
I swear I wasn’t searching for “dildo” on Amazon, I swear it. A friend sent this over to me and I assume it’s a real screen capture but it could be Photoshopped.